Cerita yg mungkin mencuit hati anda :D

curry original story, cerita yang mungkin mencuit hati anda! 

 :D hi apa khabar? eh eh dah bulan 5 dah, hahah cepat sangat masa berlalu kan? oklah, let skip the nice intro.

kali ni encik curry nak share cerita yg mungkin akan mencuit hati anda.

Kisah: CUCU DAN ATUK

Tempat kejadian: di meja makan rumah atuk sebelah emak.

Masa: 4-5 tahun yg lepas waktu makan tengah hari.

kali ni curry nak bercerita dalam 2 bahasa iaitu bahasa melayu sarawak dan bahasa melayu(Malaysia) :

 ni edisi bahasa sarawak, yg x faham tu nanti curry translate lam bahasa melayu lepas abis cerita kay? :P

Cerita (edisi bahasa Sarawak)

time tgah layan karenah si Noob (nama seekok pusak), tiba2 teringat balit gan cerita seorang cucu gan nenek udak (adik kepada atuk sebelah emak) masa makan2 kira2 5-6 taun yg lepas. ceritanya lebih kurang kedak tok la.

cucu: mimimimi....(tgah memangil pusak utk makan)

(pusak ya buat muka derk jak, sik maok ngagak.)

cucu: aih, datang la sitok. orang mok berik makan tok. sik menjawab kau ah? eksen benar kau ya. (tgah bercakap gan pusak)

nenek udak: kau tok, mun pusak ya pandei menjawab lak. kau gan aku sekali berekot keluar umah kelak.

curry : ketawak berdahak2...mena eh,  (tgah terbayang2 kalau2 pusak ya bena2 menjawab lebih kurang kedak tok : aok, aku datang makan)  mesti atuk gan cucu nya ya berekot sebijik mcm lam cerita stephan chow: kungfu hustle kat bawah towk :)

Cerita (edisi bahasa Melayu/Malaysia)

masa tgah layan karenah si Noob (nama seekor kucing), tiba2 curry teringat balik dengan cerita seorang cucu gan nenek udak (adik kepada atuk sebelah emak) masa makan2 kira2 5-6 taun yg lepas. ceritanya lebih kurang macam ni la:

cucu: mimimimi....(tgah memangil kucing utk makan)

(kucing tersebut hanya buat muka derk sahaja, x nak datang.)

cucu: aih, datang la sini. orang mahu beri makan ni. x menjawab kau ya? sombong betul kau ni. (tgah bercakap gan kucing)

nenek udak: kau ni, kalau kucing itu pandai menjawab nanti. kau dengan aku sekali berlari keluar rumah nanti.

curry : ketawa berdahak2...betul jugak,  (tgah terbayang2 kalau2 kucing tesebut betul2  pandai menjawab cakap manusia , lebih kurang macam ni : ya, aku datang makan)  mesti atuk gan cucu itu  akan berlari keluar rumah betul2 mcm dalam cerita stephan chow: kungfu hustle kat bawah ni :)

PSST: ni la si Noob , KUCING yg dah 4 tahun hidup bersama gan curry kat hostel ni.

Si Noob "teman curry"

a Little story about Mr Curry

Rambut bukan rambutan.

hi pagi suma. heh, arini sungguh free, maka itu, curry pun ade masa towk lepak2 kat blog ni. Sambil2  type satu persatu ayat kat blog ni,  lau ada org wat teh tarik kaw2 towk curry minum2  pergggh..mesti lagi besh..heheh

confirm org tue dpt saguhati dr curry berupa secawan gelas kosong untk dicuci balik gan disertai sedikit perasaan kaseh dan sayang :P heheh

ok arini nk cerita pasal rambut.

FALEEQ HAREES

ni gambar curry. masa ni curry suka lagi berambut panjang. rasa lebih yakin lagi gan penampilan diri. kenapa ya? kalau potong rambut lagi pendek, curry rasa penampilan diri curry ni  x ubah kelihatan mcm 'ah pek' kat pasar tu en..en, ianya  juga dipersetujui oleh curry nyer 'grand ma'  gak, beliau pun ckp mcm tue (T-T)  sambil gelak2. tu lar yg buat curry x tahan. 

biasanya kalau dah terpotong pendek sangat tu, self-esteem curry pasti akn turun and pastu mesti sakit kepala. lau dah terpotg mcm tu, curry pasti akan sikat rambut  tu tiap2 ari and kdg2 basah2kan rambut slu konon2nya rambut leh cepat tumbuh laa...hahha

ohya   nk tahu siapa yg gunting rambut curry kat atas ni? heheh mama.. yg tolg guntingkan. Lucukan? kenapa panggil mama n bukan mak? adik-beradik laen suma panggil mak dgan "mak".  mama bagi tahu dari time curry masih baby lagi, curry panggil mak gan "mama" walaupun dah di ajar panggil mak. =) 

ntahla curry pun x igt sgt story time kecik2 dlu. tp nw bila dah besar, curry mula panggil mama gan  "mak" balik.

FALEEQ HAREES

oh gamba ni pulak adalah gambar yg dicapture few months ago. time ni rambut dah jadi pendek tp x la pendek sgt mcm 'ahpek' :D. ok lah skrg pun dah biasa gan rambut mcm ni. rasa lebih moden sikit :D

kalu salh tgk curry, anda pasti akan tgk rupa curry persis mcm gambar actor kat bwh ni: (edisi syok sniri :P)

kdg2 kesilapan bole berlaku kan kan ;) hohho.

                                                                               
 PSST: OKLA, sampai sini dlu kay? ada masa curry singgah lagi kat sini. "Au revoir " :)

joke of the day : story 1

CURRY : Joke Of The DAY :)

This is really creative piece of story to be read. I got this story from this blog : http://apnafunda.blogspot.com/index.html

A jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at Microsoft.
The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test. "You are employed."
He said." Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start."

 

The man replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email."
I'm sorry", said the HR manager, "If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job."
The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate.

He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the Operation three times, and returned home with $60. The man realized that he can survive by this
Way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late Thus, his money doubled or tripled every day. Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.
 

5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US . He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance.
He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan. When the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his email. The man replied, "I don't have an email". The broker answered curiously, "You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an email?!!"
The man thought for a while and replied, "Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!"

Moral of the story:
M1 - Internet is not the solution to your life.
M2 - If you don't have internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire.
M3 - If you received this message by email, you are closer to being an office boy,
than a millionaire..........

PSST:  kelakar kan? :D